I had this DVD collection sitting on my shelf and thought it was time I got reacquainted with the show. I love the trio of The Lone Gunmen, Langly, Byers, and Frohike. They each charmed their way into our hearts through their initial appearances on The X-Files. At the initial launch of this series, many of us X-files nuts were excited for obvious reason.
Then I watched the pilot episode and suffered through episode 2, “Bond, Jimmy Bond”, and episode 3, “Eine Kleine Frohike,” only to be reminded at what went so very wrong with this show. *sigh* It’s sad, it really is. Breaks my heart when I really think about it.
The first episode starts off with over the top acrobatic feats by having Frohike suspend himself from the ceiling, ala Mission Impossible style, in an attempt to retrieve a chip. It’s stunts like these that push the limits for what the Lone Gunmen were originally meant to be.
I did catch in the credits that the characters, Frohike, Langly, and Byers were based off of the characters created for The X-Files. Based. Did you catch that? Based. They were no longer doing the things we fell in love with them doing. Sure, the actors did well with what they had here. And I feel bad for them that the writer’s perverted their story so.
That right there was mistake number 1. Let’s move on to number 2: Adding the annoying sidekicks.
Next we meet Eve. She is disguised as a man initially, but as soon as she changes clothes, it’s vixen spy, here to stay. She comes as a complete vixen spy set, donning black leather and super high, often trampy heels. *groan* The actress even has a habit of sashaying those hips a little too hard in what I imagine is her attempt at being sexy. Sadly, it too falls short. And that’s just the beginning of poor acting that’s seen in that character.
Add to that dopey Jimmy. The All-American good ol’ boy that’s just about as bright as a dim 20 watt bulb. Let’s have another groan. *groan* Yep.
Don’t get me wrong. The show does have it’s moments. And I do love the trio. But man, what the creators did to this show just bummed me out. And that’s about all I can say about that.